Seven Hotel Stories

You’ll never make a fuss at a hotel again.

The Hotel Stories star glamorous, petite Ms N, the world’s deadliest hotel manager and her ally, the beautiful but naive Tatiana.  Do you think “men will be men”?  Ms N and Tatiana won’t tolerate misbehaviour.  Whether they use a giant cake, a posse of alligators, an enraged sushi chef, the Russian mafia or three metres of concrete, Ms N and Tatiana will always get their man.

Seven Hotel Stories: where they come from

I write a fresh Hotel Story each year as a birthday present for my partner, who is a senior hotel manager. The stories in “Seven Hotel Stories”, available as a paperback or e-book from Amazon, were gifts between 2011 and 2017.

In addition to the paperback, you can also read all the individual stories as e-books on Amazon. The stories for 2018 (Sausages), 2019 (Total Control), 2020 (Chateau d’Yquem), 2021 (Mr Smith Sees Red) and 2022 (The Latest Thing) are all available for download.

Praise for Seven Hotel Stories

“Ms N is good at solving problems.  One day, I want to be like her” – Tatiana

“Funny, pacy and sexy” – writer Matthew Parris

“A hugely entertaining writer” – John Connolly

You can read excerpts from each story at the links below.

  1. Britches
  2. The Two Rooms
  3. The Swedish Woman
  4. The White Blouse
  5. Gents
  6. Ask for Scarlett
  7. The Three Heads
  8. Sausages
  9. Total Control
  10. Chateau d’Yquem
  11. Mr Smith Sees Red
  12. The Latest Thing

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