Lessons in Diplomacy

This fun, accessible guide to what diplomats and ambassadors really do, and what we can all learn from diplomatic tradecraft, is available from Amazon, from bookshops such as Waterstones, or direct from Bristol University Press.

Testimonials

“An insightful and powerful book.” Jane Goodall, DBE, founder of the Jane Goodall Institute and UN Messenger of Peace.

“It’s rare that the worlds of diplomacy and rock’n’roll bump into each other but when they do, it’s reassuring to know how much we are alike. Leigh Turner rocks!” Roger Glover, Deep Purple

“Fascinating insights from a well-informed source. Informative, thought-provoking and fun.”  Alexander Van der Bellen, Federal President of Austria

“This lively, readable account is a compelling case for why adventurous, creative diplomacy is needed more than ever. It will be enjoyed by practitioners, future diplomats, and anyone with an interest in how statecraft works, and the pace at which it is changing. It’s lively, often hilarious, always perceptive. Highly recommended.” Tom Fletcher, Hertford College Oxford, former foreign policy advisor and author of The Naked Diplomat

Here’s what the publisher says about Lessons in Diplomacy

Is a diplomat’s life really as glamorous as a royal visit, or as dramatic as a coup d’état in Turkey? Leigh Turner is a former British ambassador who led posts in Ukraine, Turkey and Austria. In this witty globe-trotting adventure through one of the most intriguing careers a person can have, Leigh relates his interactions with royalty of both the aristocratic and celebrity kinds, and with brilliant and extraordinary people who bestowed valuable lessons. Offering astute reflections on Brexit, Russia’s war with Ukraine and the chaos of modern politics, he sheds new light on the intricacies of modern statecraft, including what we all can learn from a good diplomat or ambassador. In this entertaining and accessible first-hand account, you’ll discover how diplomats really work with spies, how immunity allows killers to escape justice, how Russia broke up the Soviet Union and then nursed its resentment at the consequences — and how to throw, or get invited to, a great cocktail party.

 

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Lessons in Diplomacy: more testimonials

“Amusing anecdotes from diplomatic life are always a good read, but Leigh Turner adds depth, intelligence and serious commentary. This is an insightful as well as a most readable account.” Matthew Parris, writer and broadcaster

“There are diplomats for whom the word ‘luck’ means quiet work in a calm country. Leigh Turner’s diplomatic career can be called successful from the opposite point of view. He was lucky to regularly find himself in the middle of crisis situations with poorly predictable endings. This book is not only a fascinating read, but also a valuable source for understanding the recent past in world politics.” Andrey Kurkov, Ukrainian novelist

“This brilliant book shatters any doubt about the necessity of diplomats. A must-read for anyone seeking insight into the complexities of international relations.” Maria-Pia Kothbauer, Princess of Liechtenstein, Liechtenstein Ambassador in Vienna

“It is said that diplomats think twice before saying nothing. Leigh Turner is luckily an exception: he thought twice and has written a highly entertaining guide to what diplomats really do – or what they wish they could do.” Alexander Schallenberg, Foreign Minister of Austria

“Packed with insights, wise advice and witty anecdotes from a lifetime at the sharp end of diplomacy. Leigh is a master of the trade.” Sir Laurie Bristow KCMB, University of Cambridge

“A masterclass in diplomacy for diplomats, scholars and anyone seeking to understand the forces that shape our world.” Saroja Sirisena, former Sri Lankan high commissioner to the UK

“Turner’s elegant memoir is given a sharp contemporary edge by the lessons he teases out along the way.” Dame Denise Holt DCMG, former British ambassador to Spain and Mexico

“I cannot think of a better person to report about a diplomat’s life than Leigh Turner. His residences became ‘places to be’ and his eloquent, witty and humorous descriptions of his encounters with personalities from all echelons of society provide both insight and entertainment.” Danielle Spera, Austrian journalist and former director of the Jewish Museum in Vienna

“Interested in the nuts and bolts (and steely screwdrivers and painful pliers) of diplomacy? Try Leigh Turner’s subtle, sharp exploration of the diplomatic toolbox.” Charles Crawford CMG, former HM ambassador in Sarajevo, Belgrade and Warsaw

“Entertaining, instructive and absorbing: an excellent insight into the professional and personal challenges and excitements of being a diplomat.” Stephen Wall, former ambassador to the European Union

“An engagingly self-deprecating, witty and well-written collection of diplomatic tips and tales.” Nicola Brewer DCMG, former British diplomat

“Entertaining insights into decades of diplomacy, from the 20th to the 21st centuries, in hotspots ranging from Moscow and Kyiv to Hong Kong and Shanghai.” Marc Elsberg, author of international bestselling novel Blackout

Lessons in Diplomacy: lessons for life

“Lessons in Diplomacy” tackles a series of questions that preoccupy both diplomats and everyone else. A list of chapter headings is below:

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Lessons in Diplomacy: opening paragraphs

Diplomacy in flux

These, however, are parsimonious days… The telegraph has made a difference in the position of Ambassadors. When men can and do receive instructions hourly about the smallest details, and, indeed, ask for them as if anxious to escape responsibility, it is easy to conceive that the Foreign Office will not again insist on the Treasury behaving with boundless liberality. 

“The Times”, reporting on the debate about rebuilding Pera House, British Embassy in Istanbul, after the fire of 1870.

Diplomacy has been in flux for centuries. Are diplomats and their tradecraft redundant in today’s world? Or are they more vital than ever for humanity’s survival?

When I started this book, the simmering Russia–Ukraine conflict, launched in 2014 by President Vladimir Putin’s invasion of Russia’s peaceful neighbour, had already claimed 14,000 lives. Yet it seemed remote and obscure to many in Britain, the European Union, and the United States. Putin’s decision in February 2022 to launch a full-scale war of annihilation against a sovereign country larger than France with a pre-war population of over 40 million transformed the world and upended diplomacy.

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With Foreign Secretary Boris Johnson in Vienna, 2016

This book explores the background to the conflict: what the world did wrong, what it did right and what Vladimir Putin does not understand. It puts 21st-century diplomacy in context by digging into the Berlin Wall, the rusting of the Iron Curtain, terrorism, espionage, and how British politics prepared for Brexit – from 1987 onwards.

How, where and why does diplomacy happen, and what can it teach the rest of us? What can Jonathan the tortoise on St Helena tell us about institutional stability? Why is diplomatic immunity a necessary evil? I explain why you can’t cure international terrorism and what to do if you find broken glass in your fruit salad at a banquet at the Argentine Foreign Ministry. On the way, we meet extraordinary people, from Queen Elizabeth, Vivienne Westwood and Jane Goodall through Paul McCartney and the wisdom of Deep Purple to US former C-17 pilot Brigadier General Lyn D. Sherlock – and Satan, whom I met one night in Russia. More on him later.

Leigh Turner Russian driving licence

1993: my Russian driving licence. Soviet photographers tended to make subjects look… a bit Soviet

Lessons in Diplomacy: Leigh Turner and Lady Diana

1986: photobombing The Princess of Wales. Spot the diplomat 

Leigh Turner at the rocket museum

2010: the Ukrainian Strategic Missile Forces Museum

Other things to read

You can find summaries of my other published books at the foot of the page.

For German edition click here/Auf Deutsch hier.

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From Chapter 5, “How to understand Putin’s war on Ukraine”

Why Putin doesn’t understand Ukraine

In 2014, and again in 2022, President Putin seemed to believe his own propaganda that Ukrainians were, basically, Russians who had been led astray. He seemed to think Ukrainians would welcome Russian troops. How did he get it so wrong?

We can find the answer in a long essay titled ‘On the historical unity of Russians and Ukrainians’, which Putin published on 12 July 2021.

Long essays by political leaders are rarely a good idea. They smack of hubris. If your president is a brilliant historian, why isn’t he (it’s rarely a she) teaching history somewhere? Such screeds tend to be authored by authoritarian rulers who have convinced themselves that their brilliance is the only thing standing between the country they lead and the apocalypse.

Putin’s treatise is no exception. He argues that Russians and Ukrainians share not only a common heritage (debatable) but also a common destiny (making him a soothsayer). He talks about ‘ethnic Russians’, as if Russians are unique, as opposed to – like every other nationality on Earth – a mishmash of DNA fragments stretching back through time. He says that Ukraine includes ‘Russian lands’ – as if these could possibly be defined and as if all countries, most notably Russia itself, don’t incorporate territory that used to belong to someone else.

This is dangerous stuff because, as we saw in 2022, it seeks to legitimise the destruction of some or all of Ukraine and the Ukrainian people. It is based on mystic mumbo-jumbo: the confused, out-of-date rant of a 71-year-old who has never lived in Ukraine.

People across the former Soviet Union (FSU), as in any post-imperialist set-up, have a mixture of identities. When I arrived in Russia in 1992, the country had existed for less than a year. The idea that other ‘Newly Independent States’ were real countries was difficult for us, too. But 30 years have passed. That is longer than the period between the First and Second World Wars, or the lifetime of the Berlin Wall.

In that time, much has changed. Russia faces a demographic crisis, with a shrinking, ageing population. The 2020 study in The Lancet forecast that Russia’s population would fall from around 146 million in 2017 to 106 million in 2100 – even including inward migration from Central Asia, where populations would surge.

The ethnic makeup of the rest of the FSU has changed, too. In Kazakhstan, Russians outnumbered Kazakhs as recently as 1979. Now Kazakhs outnumber Russians four to one.

Nearly all countries of the FSU are loosening their ties to Russia – and not just in Europe. China and Turkey have boosted links with countries in the South Caucasus and Central Asia such as Uzbekistan, Kazakhstan and Azerbaijan. When I visited Nazarbayev University in the Kazakh capital Astana in 2012, the language of instruction was English. In 2014 the National Museum of Kazakhstan, with its giant mechanical eagle in the entrance, contained no reference to the Soviet Union at all. Since Russia’s 2022 invasion of Ukraine, Kazakh President Tokayev, formerly an ally of Putin, has refused to recognise the fake Russian ‘referendums’ held in occupied zones of Ukraine and has said Kazakhstan upholds the inviolability of international borders.

None of this is the result of a plot by anyone. Rather, it is peoples from the former Russian empire choosing their own paths.

Ukraine is a special case. Its economy is the second largest in the FSU after Russia. It has close historic, cultural and linguistic ties. That history includes bitter conflicts, from the brutal invasion of eastern Poland – now western Ukraine – by the Soviet Union in 1939 to the Holodomor, a famine brought about by Soviet policies that killed millions of Ukrainians in 1932–33. Solzhenitsyn’s gulag memoir One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich features Ukrainians among the political prisoners.

After independence in 1991, Ukrainian nationalism surged. This is not the place to debate the history of the Slavs from the 9th century, although Ukrainians like to point out that Kyiv was a sophisticated city for centuries before Moscow existed. But anyone who has lived in modern Ukraine can see that Ukrainians are as different from Russians as, say, the Irish from the English. Speaking Russian no more makes Ukrainians Russian than speaking German makes Swiss citizens Germans.

In 2009 I attended the opening of the Donbass Arena in Donetsk – a magnificent football stadium by the same team that designed stadia for Bayern Munich and Manchester City. In addition to a set by Beyoncé, the highlight was a speech by President Yushchenko, who always spoke Ukrainian in public.

When Yushchenko began speaking, the Russophone crowd, few of whom had voted for him, booed and whistled. But as he began to praise Donetsk, the Shakhtar football team and Rinat Akhmetov, the owner of the club, the crowd began to cheer and clap, applauding the Ukrainian-speaking president’s wisdom and judgement.

Unfortunately, President Putin witnessed none of this. If he had – or if he had spent more time experiencing other aspects of post-1991 Ukraine – he might have been less likely to launch his catastrophic wars of 2014 and 2022.

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